Sunday, January 26, 2014

We want to Interview Three Burglars; We REALLY want to Interview Three Burglars

We have breaking news from Bollux Media. Portuguese authorities have touched the envelope in which there is a request from Scotland Yard to allow them to interview three Praia da Luz burglars who were in the town on the night of Madeleine McCann's disappearance and made a flurry of phone calls in the hours following the child going missing. Bollux Media will keep on top of the progress of the letter and as soon as the Portuguese authorities open the envelope, we will disseminate this valuable information to all the media outlets so they can immediately inform the public of this vastly important progress in Scotland Yard's investigation into what happened to little Madeleine McCann.

While we await the next huge advance in Scotland Yard's multimillion pound review of the one and only missing child in the world that matters, Bollux Media was able to land an exclusive interview with Chief Inspector Andy Redwood of Scotland Yard who is on the  very secretive road to breaking this case. He has asked us not to use his name in this interview so he will be identified in this article as "Unidentifed Source." We met in a small pub at noon somewhere in the middle of London right across the street from Scotland Yard

BM: Mr. Unidentified Source, we know you are attempting to move in on three new suspects in the Madeleine McCann case, three men who clearly thought they had gotten away with a crime six years ago.

US: THAT IS RIGHT!!!! THE PJ NEVER INTERVIEWED THEM BUT NOW WE ARE GOING TO SWOOP IN ON THESE THREE MEN AND SHOCK THEM WITH OUR DISCOVERY!!!

BM: That is fantastic, US. Do you think your interviews will get them to give up information about what they did with Madeleine?

US: YOU BET THEY WILL!! THEY WILL BE SO STUNNED WHEN WE SHOW UP, THEY WILL SPILL THE BEANS! WE WILL INTERVIEW EACH OF THESE MEN SEPARATELY SO THEY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET THEIR STORIES STRAIGHT!

BM: Do you think they have a clue that you know who they are?

US: ABSOLUTELY NOT!! THESE THREE BURGLARS WHO WERE IN PRAIA DA LUZ ON MAY 3, 2007 AND MADE A BUNCH OF PHONE CALLS AFTER 10 PM, HAVE NO IDEA THEY HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED BY THEIR CELL PHONE RECORDS!!

BM: That's just fantastic police work, US. Do you think they will be physical evidence after all this time?

US: SOME EVIDENCE WILL STILL BE THERE OVER THE YEARS IN THEIR POSSESSION AND WHEN WE GO IN TO ARREST THEM, THEY WON'T HAVE TIME TO GET RID OF IT!!

BM: Well, thanks for the interview, Mr. US. We will be waiting to hear about the imminent arrests of these three burglars in Portugal and the closure of this sad, unsolved case.

US: YOU ARE WELCOME, BM. NOW, I HAVE TO  GO BACK TO WORK. PLEASE WALK IN FRONT OF ME SO THAT CLARENCE MITCHELL DOESN'T SEE ME ON OUR WAY OUT.

This exclusive report and interview brought to you by Bollux Media and


Criminal Profiler Pat Brown

January 26,2014



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By Pat Brown
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Published: July 27, 2011

What really happened to Madeleine Beth McCann in Praia da Luz, Portugal in 2007? Was she abducted as the Gerry and Kate have claimed or did something happen to Madeleine on May 3 in the vacation apartment and the incident covered up? Criminal Profiler Pat Brown analyzes the evidence and takes the readers through the steps of profiling, developing a theory that is intriguing and controversial.

18 comments:

Terri Denice Leyman said...

"...touched the envelope..." Lmao classic, Pat.

guerra said...

Have these 3 burglars retired or are they still practicing their profession?

Annie Haley said...

Another brilliant satire by Bullox Media! You have such a insightful way of reminding the public of the insanity of this very important case!

Annie Haley said...

Terri, Pat likes to push the envelope!

Terri Denice Leyman said...

Lol Annie!

Anonymous said...

I just found this on Wikipedia, and it seems strangely appropriate: - 'John Steinbeck wrote about the redwood, "The redwoods, once seen, leave a mark or create a vision that stays with you always. ... The feeling they produce is not transferable. From them comes silence and awe. It's not only their unbelievable stature, nor the color which seems to shift and vary under your eyes, no, ... they are ambassadors from another time."' - and in this case, apparently can't see the wood for the trees.

Anonymous said...

Fabulous post Pat.

Thinking Scotland Yard use to be a credible police…

What has happened with you old England?

What have they done to your good manners and moral responsibility?

Or you never had both?

Anonymous said...

A very strange story.
Medsical persons who leave their kids,Don#t look but listen if their kids are o.k.
If the door didn't slammed.. she never noticed?
There was a light in the living right?
Open door light on.. yeah burglers claening up..

Anonymous said...

' Not there....At that moment'?
A small window of opportunity?
These words creeps me out..
Sure I lost my kid(s) in the mall or even on a holliday on the beach..
I can imagine that..
Every parent probaly can..imagine that.

So.. This girl was TAKEN while sleeping with her younger twins.
2 sightings with a man with a sleeping girl. but none with a crying one, disturbed bij a burgler.
Well.. I think one of the twins are better to sell?
Or easier to take??
Whatever..
It must be, for them to know sleeping while sister is TAKEN
not easy to cope with.

I mean..
Still many calls and new leads when they appear on tv..
Still abducting
theorie, instead or missing.








Anonymous said...

http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/1013/Buitenland/article/detail/3585834/2014/01/29/Arrestaties-op-til-in-zaak-Madeleine-McCann.dhtml
Today in the paper

Scotland yard team is ready to go make arrest 3 suspects in the Mccann case.The parents hope it would be a break through.Scotland yard arrived to Portugal are almost making arrest in the case Maddie 2007.There are 3 suspects they want to arrest.
The Scotland team went to Algalve, where Maddie dissapeard
'Of de Portugezen zullen meewerken, valt nog af te wachten. Het is een gevoelig onderwerp, er zijn in het verleden al geschilen geweest tussen de Britse en Portugese politiediensten'.

from the hollidayapartment during vacation.After Sctoland yard asking the Potogese Police for help by tracing the 3 burglers who had been active near the hollidayresort
Information from cellphones reveiled they spoken several times after disapaering Madeleine
Senstative..De British Police have to ask permission to oprate in Portugal.So expaining a person from The mirrorIt means they really are wanting to get arrest and interview these 3 persons
If the Portugese will help, it is not sure, It had been a senstive matter, in the past there where 'differences' between the British en Portugese Police services.In July last year, reopenend the British Police the investigation after the disappearance from the child.Request in the U.K Germany and the Netherlands showed more than 1000 tips.

Anonymous said...

Not going to repeat everything that has been said over and over again about this missing child (the one and only missing child in the world that matters) as Pat so succinctly put it. MY take on this burglary cr4p is that these guys may (MAY) have been out on the off chance of robbing places and when they found all the hoo haa going on decided to call it a night and maybe (just maybe) they took part in searching for the missing child..????
Someone out there not a million miles away knows what happened to Madeleine.
Good to hear that her parents are now "on tenterhooks".

Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CHARGE_syndrome

Eye defect.
A check in the eye is the first observation.

Anonymous said...

Not sure if M had CHARGE syndrome but her father said in a tv interview "she was practically perfect" when she was born.
Sounds an odd thing to say when you have your first newborn.

Anonymous said...

I, know one who have on both eyes coloboom.
(Also have diabetes to)
and a bad vision.

A coloboom can lead to more vision or eyeproblems..
It also can happen after a trauma..
David Bowie has 2 different colors after a trauma, I heard, but I only know the one who are born with it..
i think it is beauty.
But..
So many syndromes and health goes on "the eye".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marfan_syndrome.

the parents tell about the early colicproblems Maddie had..in her first few months.
Never about trouble with vision, or something in later years.
She was tired and pale that day..
ThatÅ› all.ThatÅ› it..




Anonymous said...

OMG now the "three burglars" are the "three burglars who also happened to be Ocean Club employees"
This is farcical. When will someone, anyone, grab the bull by the horns and focus on the obvious suspects?

Anonymous said...

Found it
Amaral also wondered about this
http://www.nei.nih.gov/health/coloboma/factsaboutcoloboma.pdf
So Those eyepronlems also can indicate cardioproblems..

Anonymous said...

http://www.google.nl/imgres?sa=X&espvd=210&es_sm=93&biw=1024&bih=689&tbm=isch&tbnid=D4Wfl9a7xtKBeM%3A&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjillhavern.forumotion.net%2Ft3015p20-who-is-this-girl&docid=oNmd2SfGL_w0OM&imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi49.servimg.com%2Fu%2Ff49%2F16%2F69%2F47%2F91%2Fmaddie11.jpg&w=480&h=640&ei=5L3wUrz1HqOh0QX37YDIBw&zoom=1&ved=0CPIBEIQcMDA&iact=rc&dur=2685&page=4&start=48&ndsp=18

If that is Madeleine..
It is a strange Photo..
No vingernails?

Also the photo with het blue make up..
She didn't look happy
Seems to be taken by a Proffesional.

She looks older on many photo's than the picture they used when she was missing.
It sometimes seems she had make up on her eyes..
Mabye it is photoshop?



Shelley said...

Oh no... Another possible break in the Madeleine Mccann case..

Please Scotland Yard investigate! Put all your resources on this. It's clearly an identical case. Other than..well I guess nothing is similar.....


Still let's spend more money not finding the child's remains so the Mccanns can keep the search finds coming in so they can continue to enjoy their lives.







Madeleine McCann’s kidnappers may have tried to snatch another blonde British toddler weeks before she vanished.

A mum has told Scotland Yard she believes “gypsy” restaurant staff in the Algarve spiked her drink then tried to carry her year-old daughter to a getaway car waiting outside.

She says she reported the dramatic incident to the Find Madeleine campaign line in 2007, but they were then too busy pursuing other lines of inquiry.

But now police from Operation Grange are set to interview the mum for a second time in two months in the hope it will uncover new evidence in the hunt for Madeleine.

The 30-year-old, who does not want to be named, was holidaying with her mother and her daughter in Montechoro near Albufeira – 30 miles from Praia da Luz where Maddie, three, vanished six weeks later.

She says she became aware of a gang of migrants from the former Soviet Union, working on the resort’s strip, taking a sinister interest in her girl.

“It was terrifying, like something out of a film,” said the mum.. “From the first day of the holiday, a young dark-haired man kept popping up wherever we went. We would arrive at a restaurant and he’d show up minutes later as though he had been tipped off.