Sunday, April 29, 2007

Criminal Profiling Topic of the Day: Sex Pervert Copycat sends Anthrax Style Letters

Investigators are wondering who has been sending dozens of letters with insecticide powder since September of 2004 threatening violence if the news networks don’t start showing more cheerleaders and sportswomen in skimpy clothing and lingering frontal shots of female basketball and tennis players, especially when they jump! Below is an excerpt of one of the first letters:

“"We are fed up with networks exploiting women in sports coverage. ABC/ESPN exploit collegiate and professional cheer squads in their coverage of football and basketball. They also screw WNBA players and WTA Tennis players. Compare coverage of cheer and dance squads based on their outfits they wear. Compare quality of shots, length of shots and number of shots Pigs park their cameras on us close up, front view, dozens of times each game, yet rarely ever show on TV in this manner, unless squads are wearing sweaters, jackets, under shirts, etc... Watch how they always zoom in on WNBA players shooting free throws then leave at the last second as she starts to shoot, disrupting the flow. Watch on ESPN how they will show women serve, close up, from every angle (side, back) EXCEPT when they zoom in close front, they will leave as she starts to serve, disrupting the flow. We have asked nicely for them to respect us and all women, yet they refuse. They exploit innocent people, so we will too. When they start respecting us, we stop mailing these out."

This particular sexual psychopath has a paraphelia (a sexual obsession) with “bouncing boobs”! I don’t think one will actually find that particular sexual perversity listed in a psychiatric manual, but this is apparently what this loser spends an inordinate amount of his time attempting to see by watching hours upon hours of ESPN. Clearly, even though a great many of the women are not wearing that much clothing and their breasts actually do move up and down while they play their sports, this man just can’t get enough of this action and each time an opportunity is lost, he gets upset.

Bouncing Boob Bob apparently thinks he can scare the networks into providing the sports equivalent of twenty-four hour soft porn. If anyone out there knows a guy who fits the facts of this case – a man who watches an awful lot of sports television, is obsessed with the media, has lived or traveled to Portland, Seattle, and Chicago over the last four years – and has a big thing for bouncing boobs, please give the police or FBI a ring – they are getting quite sick of this guy and would like to make him a new home where not many breasts exist. They need your help.

Criminal Profiler Pat Brown

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